"Oops" EMBER Trunks - Cream
- In stock, ready to ship
| This is an "Oops" product. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. More info below. |
We're not perfect (shocking, right?). Sometimes our products don't turn out exactly as intended... but our mistakes can be your gain!
We do our best to have really, really high standards for everything that we sell. Sometimes a final product doesn't quite meet those standards, but is still pretty good. Instead of letting those "Oops" products go to waste, we'd much rather give y'all a chance to try them out for cheap, like really cheap!
Below is everything that is great and not so great about this pair. Maybe you'll still want to give it a go! All sales of this pair are final. No exchanges, no returns, no refunds.
The Great
These Ember trunks are made from a ribbed rayon blend and are ridiculously soft and comfy. The buttoned pouch holds your best assets nicely and the rear is very flattering. I, the guy writing this, actually love wearing them on a regular basis. The waistband feels like nothing is there and the length and style are perfect.
The Not So Great
There's excess fabric the sides on the front pouch that tends to bunch up. It's not terrible, but it's less than ideal. If you've got big cakes, this pair also loves to find its way inside your crack. This can make for a very flattering look, but if you don't like the feel of a thong, you probably won't enjoy it. On the bright side, this probably won't be an issue for guys with a smaller derrière.
Materials: Rayon, Acrylic, Cotton, Spandex
We're always on your side, seriously! If you are not 100% thrilled with your order for any reason, let us know and we promise to make it right. Every customer means the world to a small business like us.
- Every product ships to you from Austin, TX.
- Always shipped in fully discrete packaging.
- Shipping speed from as little as 1 business day. Estimated shipping times to your area will be displayed at checkout.
- Free shipping on orders over $100 USD (USA only)
- Speed is a priority. All orders will be processed and shipped next business day.
- Expedited and economy shipping options available.
- Tracking information provided for all orders.
To determine your correct size, measure the circumference of your waist, above the hips. Our brand fits similarly to other designer underwear brands, but may fit tighter when compared to big-box budget underwear brands. If you are in-between sizes we recommend choosing the larger size. You can view our sizing guide here.
