This is an "Oops" product. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. More info below.
We're not perfect (shocking, right?). Sometimes our products don't turn out exactly as intended... but our mistakes can be your gain!
We do our best to have really, really high standards for everything that we sell. Sometimes a final product doesn't quite meet those standards, but is still pretty good. Instead of letting those "Oops" products go to waste, we'd much rather give y'all a chance to try them out for cheap, like really cheap!
Below is everything that is great and not so great about this pair. Maybe you'll still want to give it a go! If not, that's ok too.
All sales of this pair are final. No exchanges, no returns, no refunds
The Great
Want to turn heads by the water? The unique design of these THICK Swim Briefs will attraction some serious attention.
This pair is designed with an extra thick waistband and dual-layered front pouch that will still leave a little to the imagination. Pictures speak louder than words, so we'll let our lovely model tell you everything else you need to know about this sexy swimwear.
The Not So Great
The waistband of this pair unexpectedly shrunk during the manufacturing process. This means they will fit much tighter than expected around the waist. You can size up to avoid this, however there tends to be some extra fabric around the bum, especially when you size up. This means the backside might fit loosely and wrinkle a little if you don't fill out.
The good news is, if you have a slimmer waist and a thicker backside, this pair might fit you perfectly!
Materials: 83% Nylon Polyamide, 17% Spandex
We're always on your side, seriously! If you are not 100% thrilled with your order for any reason, let us know and we promise to make it right. Every customer means the world to a small business like us.
Every product ships to you from Austin, TX.
Always shipped in fully discrete packaging.
Shipping speed from as little as 1 business day. Estimated shipping times to your area will be displayed at checkout.
Free shipping on orders over $100 USD (USA only)
Speed is a priority. All orders will be processed and shipped next business day.
Expedited and economy shipping options available.
Tracking information provided for all orders.
To find your perfect size, measure the circumference of your waist, at the narrowest point, above the hips. Our products are true to size and fit similarly to other designer brands, but may fit a little tighter when compared to budget brands. If you are in-between sizes we generally recommend choosing the larger size. You can view our sizing guide here.
Fucking amazing as fucking shit with the damn hell right sexy comfy
I got small a bit tight and I weigh about 125 give or take
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DKN
Secure and comfy
Dip into the pool with this beautiful swim brief. Perfect fall color, terrific secure fit, beautiful stretch. Dive or jump into the pool or ocean knowing that this brief will not slip off, the snug fit insures confidence.
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Neal D.
Sexy asf
True fit for me a little tight but still comfortable
